Everyone Hates Michael Cera; Hipsters Search for New “Heartthrob”

After Cera, Who Is America’s Next Hoodie Hearthtrob?

Before I start this post, I just have to ask: WHO THE EFF EVER CONSIDERED MICHAEL CERA A HEARTTHROB?!?!  That’s all.

Post from ONTD: 

With the fall of Michael Cera, the hipsters who run the world have gone into overdrive searching for the sexiest Man/Boy Alive. The landscape is littered with contenders but no clear frontrunner has yet emerged.

Below we evaluate the field and try to make sense of this all-important contest. Whose name are tomorrow’s independent book store clerks going to scribble with little hearts around on in their mock-elementary school notepads?

The critical attributes: anemic complexion and disposition; fixed expression of terror at the big, scary world; credible devotion to obscure bands; still owns and fits into his childhood summer camp warddrobe. Past work with Kristen Stewart or Zooey Deschanel vital. Stutter strongly encouraged.

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What’s New in Independent Film

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That sound you hear is me squealing because summer movie season is finally over and now, my favorite time of the year is about to begin: fall movie season, which leads into Awards Season.  Meaning some really, really, REALLY good movies are about to head your way and a lucky few will make it to the Oscars.

I decided to do a post about some upcoming indies that might (and will probably) get overlooked come Award Season because of the standard “Oscar-fair”, but that doesn’t make them any less special.  So why don’t you come inside to take a sneak peak at the trailers of some new independent films that I’m really excited for…. Continue reading