Every once in a while I will see irate comments from Twilight fans asking why bloggers continually make fun of them and call them freaks.
WELL, I give you exhibit A. This crazy chick thought it would be cute and totally normal to write that her cat died and she wanted Peter Fascinelli to comfort her. This woman has also been camping out ALL WEEK in order to see the stars of this movie and this will probably be the highlight of her life.
I just have no words. I guess in about an hour Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be genuinely fearing for life when they come in contact with these people, but in the meantime enjoy more pictures of Twihards camped out at the premiere where Fascinelli, Jackson Rathbone, Billy Burke, and Julia Jones visited them.
ATTENTION TWILIGHT FANGIRLS: Your highness will be on the Late Show With David Letterman tonight.
I know I’ve hated on him ever since I started this blog, but I have to admit I’ve grown to like Rob recently. Sure, he may not be the best actor, but he seems to love his fans and at least knows that Twilight is not Sophie’s Choice like his girlfriend co-star Kristen Stewart believes. The one thing that does annoy me is the constant sucking up the press does to the psychotic fangirls in order to get hits on their blogs.
I will not be doing this. COME INSIDE-CLICK ME-FOR MOAR PICTURES AND TEXT
Kristen Stewart is this month’s covergirl for Interview magazine, and I have to say, her pictures are fierce. In all honesty, I used to be a big fan of Kristen’s before “Twilight” became this whole phenomenon ,when she was doing movies like “In the Land of Women” and “Into the Wild.” After Twi-mania happened, I stopped liking her as much because all of the Twihards became obsessed with her and said she’s the greatest actress ever which became annoying. Then of course, it seems like in every interview she has to act like “Twilight” is this deep, meaningful movie that provides insight into a complicated love affair. It doesn’t.
Anyway, she came off as strangely likable and gracious in this interview (except when she was, once again claiming how much she hates her new-found fame) unlike in some where she seems so ungrateful and angry for on apparent reason. So click, click, click away for quotes and pictures. Kristen invites you in…
Twilight fans, rejoice!! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have allegedly come clean to Harper’s Bazaar about their relationship. Details after the cut. Continue reading
Let Robert Pattinson invite you in for more set pictures from “Eclipse.”
I have no idea how this idiotic rumor got started, but apparently someone told OK! magazine that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married and moving in together. And it made the front cover. Some of the more laughable quotes from the Twihards sources are: “If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, ‘Has anyone seen my husband? And Rob loves to say ‘Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?’ It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.”
Yeah because that’s TOTALLY what people my age do when they’re dating someone. Sigh. I really feel bad for the person who has to report on all this. Like I can imagine they went to college as journalism majors with full intentions of working at the New Yorker, but wound up at OK! magazine having to talk to obsessive Twilight fans to use as sources and pull out quotes like this from them. I’ve never seen magazines get so ridiculous before with their claims in my life. And am I the only one who thinks that after the series is over these two are going to have a VERY hard time finding work becuase of all of this?
Anyways, in other news, Robert and Kristen will be presenting an extended New Moon trailer with Sharkboy Taylor Lautner at the VMAs. I’m pretty sure, for those of you keeping score, this is like trailer number six. And the second time these three have presented an “exclusive” trailer at an awards show. Then there was that whole “exclusive look” before Bandslam. Summit sure is milking this movie for all it’s worth and there is such a thing as overexposure. Just sayin’.